The slow urge to spring forth quickens its gallop and wipes those bleary eyes with a staccato burp, re-sounding the shape of O's and generalized U's into a hue that gives valor where courage falls through, and a chuckling flushing noise chimes in with the chorus of flagella and a spice-so-nice that you have to dash for the sodium bicarbonate and beat the jeans with napkins and hams, getting furrier with each passing beau, and so, hear you go:

June 6th.
Struma + Iodine, Vienna, Austria

June 7th.
Zasavje Noisefest International, Rudarski Vashau, Trbovlje, Slovenia

June 8th.
Klub Metulj, Bistrica ob Sotli, Slovenia

June 9th.
Gustaf Pekarna, Maribor, Slovenia

June 10th.
qujOchO, Linz, Austria

June 11th.
Fuga, Bratislava, Slovakia

June 13th.
Klub Re, Krakow, Poland

June 14th.
Chee Chaak Fest, Provoz Hlubina, Ostrava, Czech Republic

June 15th.
U Maleho Rohozce, Prague, Czech Republic

June 16th.
Gleis 1/garden concert, Dresden, Germany

June 20th.
Galeria Lunar, Hanover, Germany

June 21st.
A Furtive Waft (installation exhibit), Bei Koc, Hanover, Germany

June 22nd.
FSK, Radioshow, Hamburg, Germany

June 23rd.
Spanien 19c, Aarhus, Denmark

June 25th.
Artbreak Hotel, Aalborg, Copenhagen

June 27th.
Mayhem, Copenhagen, Denmark

June 28th.
NK (workshop), Berlin, Germany

June 28th.
La Ultima Cena, Berlin, Germany

June 30th.
NK (workshop), Berlin, Germany

June 30th.
Funkhaus, Berlin, Germany

July 1st.
Universitatsklinikum & Gap Gap, Leipzig, Germany

July 3rd.
Verhulstplein 14, den Haag, Netherlands

July 4th.
JH Paenhuys, Hoegaarden, Belgium

July 5th.
Gr Ambacht, Mechelen, Belgium

July 6th.
Le Sud, Rotterdam, Netherlands

July 7th.
Nest, Brussels, Belgium

July 8th.
Stadslimiet, Antwerp, Belgium

July 9th.
Palazzo, Antwerp, Belgium

July 10th.
La Rumeur, Lille, France

July 25th.
NO Jazz, Paris, France

July 26th & 27th.
Bruitisme 2, Nancy, France

August 28th.
Flywheel, Easthampton, MA

August 29th.
UnchARTed Gallery, Lowell, MA

August 30th.
Future Fest, Brattleboro, VT

September 15th thru 21st.
Incubate 2014, Tilburg, NL

September 24th.
The Old Hairdresser's, Glasgow, UK

October 2nd.
Crate, Margate, UK

October 17th.
Theater Am Ring, Villingen/Black Forest, Germany


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