Anyone left?
Muster for the rested bests, friend, and look for rumps under the following rattles.

February 28th
XFEST, Gateway City Arts, Holyoke, MA

March 28th
Josephine Bonaparte, Seattle, WA

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For the overarching dinner of mazes & monstrosities, browse the paws of our gentle entity below: he will grant access to our many thousand quakes!





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And if you're bonking for our noises & fits, get directly connected by clicking this man's excitable demeanor. Once there, you will find an archive suitable to sound an evening's worth of barge milt and carbuncle feh.





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Or, if the accelerated system of memes suits your palette better, scoot your sooty goggles on over to our short attention span blog. Updated on an irregular daily basis, this is the intersection for all our critters to romp, cast their pods, and tweet those poke-worthy burps.



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