The slow urge to spring forth quickens its gallop and wipes those bleary eyes with a staccato burp, re-sounding the shape of O's and generalized U's into a hue that gives valor where courage falls through, and a chuckling flushing noise chimes in with the chorus of flagella and a spice-so-nice that you have to dash for the sodium bicarbonate and beat the jeans with napkins and hams, getting furrier with each passing beau, and so, hear you go:

September 15th thru 21st.
Incubate Festival, Tilburg, NL

September 24th.
The Old Hairdresser's, Glasgow, UK

September 26th.
Safari Lounge, Edinburgh, UK

September 27th.
Mining Institute, Newcastle, UK

September 28th.
Hotspur House, Manchester, UK

September 29th.
JT Soar, Nottingham, UK

September 30th.
The Fox & Newt, Leeds, UK

October 1st.
The Rutland Arms, Sheffield, UK

October 2nd.
Crate, Margate, UK

October 3rd.
Ryan's Bar, Stoke Newington, London, UK

October 4th.
Cowley Club, Brighton, UK

October 5th.
The Chapel in the Garden, Bridport, UK

October 7th.
Sonic Bothy Workshop, Recital Room/City Hall, Glasgow, UK

October 9th.
Le Garage, Namur, Belgium

October 11th.
Makroscope, Mulheim, Germany

October 16th.
Le Cabinet, Mulhouse, France

October 17th.
Theater Am Ring, Villingen/Black Forest, Germany

October 21st.
Pakkahuone, Joensuu, Finland

October 22nd.
Kulttuuribingo, Oulu, Finland

October 24th.
TBA, Gothenburg, Sweden

October 25th.
Borgen, Malmo, Sweden

October 26th.
Fylkingen, Stockholm, Sweden

October 29th thru November 2nd.
Tectonic Festival, Tel Aviv, Israel

November 4th.
Wakushoppu, Prague, CZ Republic

November 7th.
Endless Gratitude Festival, Copenhagen, Denmark


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